I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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