Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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