Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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