Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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