your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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