I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
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The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Come share oat with me in your robe
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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