Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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