that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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