i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
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