He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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