Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
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You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
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Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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