I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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