I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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