go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
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On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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