Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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