The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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