Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
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I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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