Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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