Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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