I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Let's get the cat blown out
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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