GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Randomize
