Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
why do cheetos always look like penises
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
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Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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