hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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