If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
honey bunches of taint.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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