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Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
The feeling are messing with the penis
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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