Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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