It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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