Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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