im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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