HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Randomize