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But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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