are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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