How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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