Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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