I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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