I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Im part way to drunk.
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I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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