Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
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Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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