She announced her abortion via fbk
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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