Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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