I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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