you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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