question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
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The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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