Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Randomize
