Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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