Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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