don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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