Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I fill condoms, not promises.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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