ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I just want nice things and good sex
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
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