Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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