what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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