You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
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Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
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The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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