I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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