Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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