Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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