You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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